I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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