That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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