life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The struggles of a small town man whore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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