i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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