Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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