he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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