i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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