2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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