Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My vagina is officially offended.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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