1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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