sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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