The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
dude. I can hear the air.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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