Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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