i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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