Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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