TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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