if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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