i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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