I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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