I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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