Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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