I'm lost and stupid without you.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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