So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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