Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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