If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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