FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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