You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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