I showed him my bush... on skype.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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