I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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