they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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