I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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