It's Friday. Sex?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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