Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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