I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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