Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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