I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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