Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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