I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Randomize