Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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