So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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