Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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