i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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