You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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