I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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