Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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