p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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