WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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