Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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