its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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