She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sober January is a disaster.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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